Ooh! Ouch! That's gotta hurt. :(
Oh. That doesn't look good.
How do you like them apples?
Uhh...any particular reason you're standing next to a garbage can?
Aww. Left out in the cold.
"(sigh) Even after I break my glasses, I STILL get the lunch joke. Is there no justice?"
Ooh, a lemon. Is there any salt around?
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