List of Lunch Jokes

This article contains a list of jokes used during lunchtime scenes in the Bubble Guppies television series. We expect them to be changed back to regular food as we saw the trailers in late 2010, but instead of that, the camera will zoom out and it will be funny.

List

Season 1

• A Hambulance on Rye (Call a Clambulance!)
• A Box of Crayonberry Juice (The Crayon Prix)
• A Hot Dog (Bubble Puppy!)
• A Hammer and Cheese sandwich (Build Me A Building!)
• A Tubafish Sandwich (Ducks in a Row!)
• Three Chicken Suprise (The Grumpfish Special!)
• An Ice Cream Sun-dae (The Moon Rocks!)
• Three Little Figs (Who's Gonna Play The Big Bad Wolf?)
• Microphonie and Cheese (We Totally Rock!)
• Spaghetti and Baseballs (Fishketball!)
• A Sleeping Bag of Chips (The Legend of Pinkfoot!)
• A Plane Bagel (Gup, Gup and Away!)
• A Spring Roll (The Spring Chicken is Coming!)
• Macaroni and Trees (Boy Meets Squirrel!)
• Cheese and Tractors (Have a Cow!)
• A Horn on the Cob (Super Shrimptennial Celebration)
• A Stampwich (Happy Clam Day!)
• A Bananasaurus (Can you Dig It?)
• A Can of Jumping Beans (Bubble Bites!)
• A Sand-witch (Haunted House Party!)

Season 2

• Maparoni and Cheese (X Marks the Spot!)
• Spaghetti and Snowballs (Happy Holidays, Mr. Grumpfish!)
• Macarhino and Cheese (The Lonely Rhino)
• Lassoroni and Cheese (The Cowgirl Parade)
• Hamburger with Emergen-cheese (Firefighter Gil to the Rescue!)
• Macaroni and Teeth (A Tooth on the Looth!)
• Truckaroni and Cheese (Humunga-Truck!)
• Li-berry Juice (Check It Out!)
• Spaghetti and Beach Balls (The Beach Ball!)
• Duck Pie (The Sizzling Scampinis!)
• Crane-berry Juice (Construction Psyched!)
• Magicroni and Cheese (Bubble-Cadabra!)
• A Pear-amid (Only the Sphinx Nose!)
• A Fruit of Armor (Sir Nonny The Nice!)
• Onion Wings (Bubble Duckies!)
• Trackaroni and Cheese (Triple-Track Train Race!)
• Apple Spider (Bring on the Bugs!)
• An Ice Cream Comb (Good Hair Day)

Season 3

• Backpack-a-roni and Cheese (Get Ready For School!)
• A Badge-eroni Pizza (The Police Cop-etition!)
• Elephant Soup-rise (The Elephant Trunk-a-Dunk!)
• A Tutu-na Fish Sandwich (The Super Ballet Bowl)
• Kangaroo-ni and Cheese (The Wizard of Oz-tralia!)
• Chicken Soup with Ice (The Arctic Life!)
• Chicken Poodle Soup (Puppy Love!)
• Mac-car-roni and Cheese (The Amusement Parking Lot!)
• Baby carrots (The Oyster Bunny!)
• Orchestraw (The Unidentified Flying Orchestra!)
• Peanut butter and smelly sandwich (Come to Your Senses!)
• Apple juice and a bees-burger (The Bubble Bee-athalon!)
• Potato ships (Party at Sea!)
• Sneezin' crackers (Bubble Scrubbies!)
• Peanut butter and belly sandwich (Swimtastic Check-Up!)
• Apple and a roast leaf sandwich (Gobble Gobble Guppies!)
• Macipony and cheese (A Very Guppy Christmas!)
• Mozzebrella sticks (Puddleball!)
• Hopcorn (The Running of The Bullfrogs!)
• Macaroni and Cheetah (Bubble Kitty!)
• Super Salad (Super Guppies!)
• Tail mix (A Dolphin is a Guppy's Best Friend!)
• Veg-tickles (Fruit Camp!)

Season 4

• Unicorn chips (The Glitter Games!)
• Hat dog (Costume Boxing!)
• Streetloaf (The New Doghouse!)
• Home fries (Guppy Movers!)
• Kitchen pot pie (Batterball!)
• Panda-wich (The New Year's Dragon!)
• Tractoroni and Cheese (Sheep Doggy!)
• Corn Dog with a Hair Style (Guppy Style!)
• Ice cream with sprinklers (The Summer Camp Games!)
• You Scream Cone (Trick or Treat, Mr Grumpfish!)

Season 5

• Sand-wich (The New Guppy!)
• A Burger with Secret-Sauce (Secret Agent Nonny!)
• Mozzarella Stink (The Kingdom of Clean!)
• A Hamburger and a Frownie (The Good, the Sad, and the Grumpy!)
• A Bowl of Chilly Chili (Ocean Patrol!)
• Ice Cream Stone (Rockin' Out!)
• Strawberry Gem (Genie in a Bubble!)
• Pup-eroni Pizza (A Furry Tale!)
• Roar-ange (Dragons N' Roses!)
• Cup-rake (Ninja Season!)
• Ice with Beans (Snow Squad to the Rescue)
• Moon-Caroni and Cheese (Too Bright for Movie Night!)
• Pea-Nutcracker and Jelly (The Guppies Save Christmas!)
• A Purr-ito (Alison in Wonderland!)
• Tail Salad (It's a Lizard!)
• Pepper-rainy Pizza (Swinging in the Rainforest!)
• Brownie Lights (Fogzilla!)
• Horn Bread (Bigfoot Crossing!)
• Trashed Potatoes (A Load of Litterbugs!)
• Exer-fries (Bubble Puppysaurus!)
• Sleep-Peas (Something Fishy Going On!)
• Snake Pop (Race to the Oasis)
• Crab Apple (Escape from Volcano Island! )
• Bland Bread (Taste Buddies!)

Season 6

• French Ghost (Werewolves of Bubbledon!)
• Moo-Berries (A Giant Harvest Day!)
• A Ham and Freeze Sandwich (Christmas is Coming!
• Parrotstick (The Holiday Pirates!)
• Skater Tots (Winter Sports Chompetition!)
• Reef Burger (The SS Friendship!)
• Spaghetti and Meat-Bots (Robo Puppy!)
• Ramen with a Storm (Mountain Ninja Rescue!)
• Boat Meal Cookie (The Jawsome Sharkventure)
• Snoozie (The Kingdom of Sleepwell!)
• Beach Pie (A Big Splash!)
• Barb-Ah-Choo Chicken (Bubble Medics to the Rescue!)
• Gorilla Cupcake (Search for the Great Silverback!)
• Spaghetti and Space-y Meatballs (Don't Yuck My Yum!)
• Choo Choo Chewy Oat Meal Bar (Mystery on the Guppy Express!)
• Pawberries (Puppy Girl and Super Pup!)
• Squawk-amole (The Fastest Feather in the Race!)
• Cinnamon Sun (The Solar Light Spectacular!)
• Laugharoni and Cheese (The Kingdom of Laughs-a-Lot!)
• Savanna Bread (The Big Rig Bandit!)
• Wrench Fries (The Ultra Spy Tool!)
• Chocolate Guitar (Trouble in Harmony Valley!)
• Gargoyled Egg (The Three Guppeteers!)
• Cold Dog (A Slow Day in Zippy City!)
• Gator Tots (See You Later Alligator!)

Video games

• Macarhino and Cheese (Animal School Day app)
• Turtlelini (Animal School Day app)
• Moo-caroni and Cheese (Animal School Day app and NDS game)
• Peanut Butter and Jelly-Fish Sandwich (Animal School Day app)
• CornDog (Animal School Day app)
• Cheetah Bread (Animal School Day app)
• Buffalo Wings (Animal School Day app)
• Cheese And Tractors (NDS game)
• Peanut Butter and Barnana Sandwich (NDS game)
• Spaghetti and Bouncing Balls (Pet Care School Day for the Innotab)

Quotes

Now for the list of quotes said by the Guppies when they receive the lunches.

Season 1

1. A Hambulance on rye?
2. I got a pita wrap and a box of... Crayonberry Juice!
3. A Hot Dog? (Arf Arf)
4. A Hammer and Cheese Sandwich? Hahahahahaha!
5. It's a Tuba Fish Sandwich? (plays tune of the "Bubble Guppies" theme song)
6. 3 Chicken Surprise! (Nonny: But, there are two chickens!) Surprise!
7. I got a sandwich too, and for dessert, I got... an Ice Cream "Sun"-dae?
8. I got 3 Little Figs! (Oink oink oink)
9. Microphonie and Cheese?
10. Spaghetti and Baseballs?
11. I got... A Sleeping Bag of Chips? Hahaha,
12. A bagel. (Deema: What kind?) Plane!
13. I got a Spring Roll!
14. I got Macaroni and..... Trees?
15. Cheese and Tractors?
16. (Beep Beep) I got a Horn on a Cob! (Beep Beep)
17. A Stamp-wich?
18. (high-pitched roar) A Bananasaurus?
19. I got a Can Of... Jumping Beans? Hey, Come back here, jumping beans!
20. It's a Sand......Witch?

Season 2

1. I got Maparoni and Cheese?
2. I got Spaghetti and... Snowballs?
3. I got....... Macarhino and Cheese? Hahahaha
4. I got Lassoroni and Cheese?
5. I got a Hamburger with....Emergen-cheese? (Siren turns on)
6. I got Macaroni and....Teeth? (chopping)
7. I got....... ("I have" in the UK) Truckaroni and Cheese?
8. I got a chicken sandwich, and... Li-berry juice? (Smiles)
9. I got spaghetti and... Beach Balls?
10. I got...... Duck Pie! (Gil and Goby: Duck Pie?) Yeah. Duck! (Gil got splat with the pie) Pie. (Gil eats some of it) (Gil: Hmmmm delicious)
11. I got a sandwich, and... Crane berry juice?
12. I got... (Wait here, girls, there's a wand in my lunchbox, I wave it at my hand and...) Magic-roni and Cheese?
13. I got a cheese sandwich and... a Pear-amid?
14. I got a tuna sandwich and... a Fruit of Armor?
15. I got grilled cheese and... Onion Wings? Hey! Come back here Onion Wings!
16. I got... Track-a-Roni and Cheese?
17. I got a tomato sandwich and a... Apple Spider?
18. I got a ham sandwich and... An Ice Cream Comb?

Season 3

1. I got......... Backpack-A-Roni and Cheese?
2. I got... Badge-A-Roni Pizza?
3. I got a Bowl of Elephant Soup-rise. (Gil: Looks like regular soup to me!) (An elephant's trunk blows Gil away) (Gil: AAAAH!) Surprise!
4. I got A Tutu-na Fish Sandwich?
5. I got… Kangaroni and Cheese?
6. I got.. Chicken Soup with... Ice? (Goby And Oona: Brrr!)
7. I got a Bowl of Chicken Poodle Soup?
8. I got... (Beep Beep) Ma-Car-Roni and Cheese?
9. I got a ham sandwich and... Baby Carrots?
10. l got a chicken sandwich and apple juice with an... Orchestraw? (Clarinet music)
11. I got... Peanut Butter and Smelly Sandwich? (Sniffs)
12. I got Apple juice and... a Bees-Burger?
13. I got a meatball And Ham sandwich and... Potato Ships?
14. I got! (Sneezing) Sneezin' Crackers? (More sneezing) Bless you!
15. I got Peanut Butter and... Belly Sandwich?
16. I got an apple and... A Roast-Leaf Sandwich?
17. I got maca... (Neigh) Maca... Pony and Cheese?
18. I got a ham sandwich and a mozzebrella stick?
19. I got a cheese sandwich and Hop-Corn? Hey! Come back here Hop-Corn!
20. I got Macaroni and... Cheetah?
21. I got Super Salad. Hey! Come back here, Super Salad!
22. I got a sandwich and Tail Mix?
23. I got a ham sandwich and... Veg-Tickles? (The veg-tickles tickles Gil) (Gil: No! Veg-Tickles! Stop tickling me!)

Season 4

1. I got... Unicorn Chips?
2. I got a... Hat-Dog?
3. I got... (Beep Beep) Street-Loaf?
4. I got a sandwich and.... Home? Fries?
5. I got... (Kitchen sounds playing) Kitchen Pot Pie?
6. I got carrots sticks and a... Panda-wich? (Panda-wich Goby and Gil: Ni hao!)
7. I got apple juice and... Tractoroni and Cheese?
8. I brought a Corn Dog, with a... Hair Style?
9. I got a sandwich and Ice Cream with... Sprinklers? (Sprays)
10. I got a hamburger and a... You Scream Cone? (You Scream Cone: Boo!) (Goby and Molly run away from the scream)

Season 5

1. I got chips and a... Sand-Wich? (The sand disappears on Gil's hand)
2. I got! A Burger with... Secret sauce?
3. I got, a Mozzarella... Stink? (Sniffs)
4. I got a hamburger and......... (sad trumpet note) A Frownie?
5. I got a bowl of... Chilly chili?
6. I got peanut butter and banana and... an Ice Cream Stone?
7. I got Toast with... Strawberry... Gem?
8. I got... pup-eroni pizza? (Woof)
9. I got a tuna sandwich and a... (Strange roar) Roarange?
10. I got a turkey sandwich and a cup... Rake?
11. I got... Ice and Beans?
12. I got celery sticks and... Mooncaroni and Cheese?
13. I got... Peanutcracker and Jelly?
14. I got a salad with... Dress Dressing?
15. I got a bean and cheese... (purring) purr-ito?
16. I got a hot dog and a... Tail Salad?
17. I got... Pepper-rainy Pizza?
18. I got a turkey sandwich and some… Brownie Lights?
19. I got a turkey sandwich and... Horn Bread?
20. I got turkey and... Trashed Potatoes
21. I got a grilled cheese and... 1, 2, 3,... Exer-Fries?
22. I got a turkey sandwich and... Sleep Peas?
23. I got rice and beans and a... Snake Pop?
24. I got a peanut butter and jelly and a... Crab Apple? (Crab Apple: [angrily] Hmmm.)
25. Yep! I got bland bread too.

Season 6

1. I got an apple and... French Ghost? (French Ghost: Lea Boo)
2. I got mozzerella sticks and... (Mooing) Moo Berries?
3. I got a ham and... Freeze Sandwich?
4. I got a sandwich and... A Parrot Stick?
5. I got chicken salad with... Skater Tots?
6. I got an apple and a... Reef Burger?
7. I got Spaghetti and Meat-Bots?
8. I got Ramen with... A Storm?
9. I got a turkey sandwich and a... Boatmeal Cookie? (Honk)
10. I got a grilled cheese and a... (Snoring) Snoozie?
11. I got a cheese sandwich and a slice of... Beach Pie?
12. I got a banana and... Barb-Ah-Choo-Chicken?
13. I got a turkey sandwich and a... (Oh Oh ha ha ha) Gorilla Cupcake?
14. I got spaghetti and... Spacey Meatballs?
15. I got turkey and a... Choo Choo Chewy Oatmeal Bar? (Choo-Choo)
16. I got an everything bagel and... Pawberries?
17. I got a taco and... (Squak) Squakamole? (Squak)
18. I got a turkey sandwich and a... (shines) Cinnamon Sun?
19. I got... (laughing) Laugh-aroni and Cheese?
20. I got banana and... Savannah Bread?
21. I got a hamburger and... Wrench Fries?
22. I got a cheese sandwich and a Chocolate... Guitar? (Guitar note)
23. I got a tuna salad and a... Gargoyle'd Egg?
24. I got tomato soup and a... Cold Dog?
25. I got a turkey burger and... Gator Tots?

Video games

1. I got... Macarhino and Cheese?
2. I got... Turtlelini?
3. I got... Moo-caroni and cheese?
4. I got a sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly... Fish?
5. I got... A corn dog?
6. I got... Cheetah bread?
7. I got... Buffalo wings?
8. And Nonny got... Cheese and Tractors?
9. And Nonny got Peanut Butter and... Barnana?
10. And Nonny got... Moo-caroni and cheese?
11. I got spaghetti and... Bouncing balls?