She's Mean
Bad Witch!
She's Mean is a short song from "Bubble Puppy's Fin-tastic Fairy Tale!". It is sung by the Witch herself, the crabs and Nonny.
This song was written by Michael Rubin.
Characters Appearing
Crab: Although she's tried once or twice
Witch: I much preferred not being nice
Crab: She's simply mean.
Crab: She's so mean yeah she's mean
Witch (Talking): It's true
Crab: And we are being quite precise when we say the heart is cold as ice.
Witch: I'm truly mean
Crabs: Truly mean She's truly mean.
Witch: Uh-huh
Crab: Got a balloon
Witch: I'm gonna pop it
Crab: Throw her a ball
Witch: And I'll drop it
Crab: Done something wicked
Witch: Oh, I can top it It's what I do.
Crab: She can't stop it cause she's mean.
Crabs: She's so mean
Crab: Oh she just loves just being bad.
Witch: Doesn't that just make you so mad?
Crab: We that's because she mean.
Crabs: Cause she's mean Cause she's mean Cause she's mean.
Witch (Talking): Now I think you getting it
Crab: Helpful just not in her nature
Nonny: In fact, it really aggravates her.
Crab: Because she's mean.
Crabs: Ah yeah mean really mean we're talking mean.
Witch (Talking): Oh You have no idea
Crab: And after years of cruel devotion She's made this Mean Green Bubble Potion With this plan she set in motion.
Witch: I'll have enough frogs to fill an ocean
Crab: Because she's so, so mean.
Crabs: She's so mean
Witch (Talking): Let's review. When the potion is ready, it will be driven by truck over to the launch bay. Once there, it will be loaded into the biggest bottle of bubbles the world has ever seen. Then after a short countdown, the potion will rocket up into outer space where it will make millions of mean green bubbles that will float oh so gently down to the ground turning everyone they touch into... Mirror?
Nonny (Talking): Frogs.
Witch (Talking): Frogs! (laughs)
Crab (Talking): She'll turn everyone into vermin If there is doubt, she be conformin.
Crabs: She's so mean so so mean.
Witch: I'm the meanest witch around!
Crab: Processing cruelty Oh so profound. That's why She is so-oh-oh-oh So meeeeeaan.
Crabs: She's so mean She's so mean She's so mean.
Witch: Oh, I am mean.
Short Songs
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Season 1 Short Songs
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| Bunch of Bones (Reprise) • We Totally Rock! (song) • Get on a Plane! (Reprise) • It's a Super Shrimptennial Celebration • We Love You Clam • He Found It! • Deema's Produce Party • Pinkfoot Song • The Grumpfish Song • Space, Beautiful Space • Earth, Beautiful Earth | |
Season 2 Short Songs
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| Tonight is a Holiday (Reprise) • The Christmas Carol • She's Mean • Beautiful Smile! • Coconut Water! • Hieroglyphics are Terrific! • Let Your Hair Down! • Launch Time | |
Season 3 Short Songs
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| D-I-N-G-O • Row, Row, Row Your Boat • Bubble Scrubbies (Song) • Setting The Table • Jingle Bells • Rain, Rain, Go Away • For He's A Jolly Good Dolphin | |
Season 4 Short Songs
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| Guppy Movers (Song) • Off to Sleep You Go * Trick or Treat (Reprise) | |